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Forget the cauldron and broomstick; this witch's magic comes from something a little more... herbal. Meet the "Stoned Cold Witch," your new spiritual guide for a season of mischief and mystical highs.
This isn't your grandmother's sorceress. Set against a haunted purple moon, our enchanting skunk witch is here to prove that the best magic is the kind you can smoke. She’s decked out in psychedelic tie-dye, a cannabis-covered skirt, and is always prepared with a couple of extra joints in her garter. She embodies a perfect mix of spooky charm and chilled-out confidence.
This design is for the free spirit who laughs in the face of boring costumes and believes every spooky night should be lit. Why just be a witch when you can be a Stoned Cold Witch?
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Apparel and Accessory only. No cannabis for sale.
$41.67
This isn't your grandmother's sorceress. Set against a haunted purple moon, our enchanting skunk witch is here to prove that the best magic is the kind you can smoke. She’s decked out in psychedelic tie-dye, a cannabis-covered skirt, and is always prepared with a couple of extra joints in her garter. She embodies a perfect mix of spooky charm and chilled-out confidence.
This design is for the free spirit who laughs in the face of boring costumes and believes every spooky night should be lit. Why just be a witch when you can be a Stoned Cold Witch?
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Apparel and Accessory only. No cannabis for sale.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |